Thursday, April 13, 2006

Upon Christian Syllogism


Item: The second person in less than a year has been killed by a ride at Disney World.

Item: Contrary to initial reports, RU-486 has been ruled out as the cause of death for one of two women who died after aborting pregnancies.


Conclusion: "Mission: Space" is twice as deadly as RU-486. Ban Disney World immediately.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you

3:38 PM  
Blogger Swill to Power said...

I think that renders it a syllojism, Phred.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

(Hopefully, I will return with comments of slightly more substance, but we are currently preparing for our own pilgrimage, West Coast version - a couple of days at the chilly but agate-ridden beaches of OR.)

Oh, and composting = good. History of the Car Bomb (at least the first paragraphs of the first part) = good.

2:02 PM  
Blogger squeezychortle said...

Fuck you. Oh, wait. Somebody already posted that.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Swill to Power said...

Thanks pal. Now quit fucking around, call me and give me some financial advice. My Chester Karass notebook is lost, and I've got some big-time deals brewing.

12:19 PM  

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