More Democracy

Yes, more democracy, Swillians.

Not in Texas, silly geese: redistricting across the nation (by both parties) pretty much ensures that congressional representatives will continue to choose their constituents, rather than the other way around. Accordingly, we hereby predict that some Republican-to-be-named-later will take the seat currently held (and soon to be relinquished by) cankerous scrotum boil Tom Delay. (For a tidy timeline of events in re: Delay, see here).

No, we're talking democracy by Swill. You see, it turns out that, under Texas law, DeLay "must either die, be convicted of a felony or move out of his district to be removed from the November ballot." And we want your voice to be heard.

Which one of these three do you prefer, dear reader? Specifics (of what he might die, where he might move, and of what he might be convicted) are encouraged.

We personally have already started praying for him. You know, ironically.